Letter from the Ministry of Defence about Iran

I recently emailed the Secretary of State of Defence about Iran, as follows:

Dear Mr Hammond,
 
I couldn't believe what I was reading in the news this week. The suggestion that the UK should support the US in military action against Iran, after everything that's happened in Iraq and Afghanistan, would only serve to increase tensions in the Middle East, kill innocent civilians (many of whom have relatives in the UK), and bolster the UK and US arms trade. Haven't we learned anything? Please do not take us down this route. It is utter madness.
 
I know that the Iranian government is unstable and threatening, but so is the Israeli government. Is it any wonder that it's making threatening noises, considering that the so-called Arab spring (summer and autumn) is making it nervous. When will Israel stop accepting immigrants and building settlements? When it has completely driven the Palestinians out of the region and taken all the water and fertile land? America's support for Israel is a scandal. We shouldn't condone or support it.

I've had a reply.

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Slow Suffolk?

This is for @ThetisMercurio and @RevErasmus.

Of course the term "Silly Suffolk" is a corruption of the word "Selig Suffolk", meaning blessed or holy Suffolk, from the Middle Ages, when the Danes found it full of churches and chapels. However, there is some justification for thinking that some Suffolk people can be a bit too laid-back for their own good.

One of the schools where I did some supply teaching, years ago, was in a village just off the A12 near Colchester. I was teaching art. It drove me mad that I'd plan work that I'd expect the Year 10 kids to complete in a couple of double lessons, yet they seemed to think it would take them a whole term. A while later, I met a young maths teacher who got a job at the same school. He achieved remarkable results within a short time, despite complaints from parents that he expected too much from the kids, and that he was pushing them too hard. The kids weren't complaining; they were enjoying maths for the first time, and were pleased with themselves. There was no reason to blame their previously sluggish performance on simply being in Suffolk, as they were mostly incomers from other parts of the region.

While I was working in another school, in Ipswich, I met an advisory teacher who used to get annoyed about the low expectations of some teachers and parents. He visited a primary school in a rural area one day. When he arrived, things were unnaturally quiet and he discovered the kids in the hall, doing yoga. The headteacher said it "relaxed" them. "They don't need to relax," he exploded,  "they need a bomb up their arses!"

Now there are plans to open a Steiner free school in Suffolk, where one parent told me that it would benefit his kids' "neurological development". Strikes me that the combination of a Steiner approach and the Suffolk inertia effect would result in kids leaving school with lots of lovely felt slippers and similarly soggy intellects. Let's hope it never happens.

For more on Steiner schools, click here.

Letter to the East Alien Dangly Times in response to some religious nuts

Dear Sir,

The responses that you’ve published to P J Davison’s assertion (26 September) that we should greet the decline of religious broadcasting with “Good riddance!” were predictable, but full of inaccuracies, particularly on science and evolution.

A R Wainwright of Halstead wrote, “You can’t always see electricity, nor touch, taste, hear or smell it – yet it can be powerful enough to kill you. What makes the spiritual world so different?” Evidence, Mr/Ms Wainwright, that’s the difference. There’s no evidence for any spiritual world, but try telling your energy supplier that there isn’t any for electricity; that’s what meters are for. And just try touching it if you dare!

Richard Martin asserts that “more and more scientists are abandoning belief in evolution.” More and more? In 2006, the Discovery Institute, a conservative Christian “think tank”, published an anti-evolution letter signed by 514 “doctoral scientists”. However, a majority of those “scientists” were evangelical Christians without any expertise in the biological sciences, hence no more expert than any lay creationist, such as Mr Martin. The institute letter was published in response to another letter published the day before by the Alliance for Science, which was signed by over 10,000 clergy, scientists and educators who oppose the teaching of creationism in schools. A 1991 Gallup poll found that only 5% of US scientists identified themselves as creationists. Earlier this month in the UK, top scientists and educationalists, including Sir David Attenborough and a leading science educator who’s an Anglican priest, together with the Association for Science Education, the British Humanist Association, the British Science Association, the Campaign for Science and Engineering, and Christian beliefs and values think tank Ekklesia, have put their names to a statement calling for the teaching of evolutionary science, not creationism, in school science classrooms. Far from “more and more”, it’s fewer and fewer, Mr M.

Your correspondents who wrote to defend religious broadcasting are in a small minority. 5 years ago, media watchdog Ofcom asked viewers what types of programming they most valued on the terrestrial channels. Of the 17 genres identified, religious broadcasting came 16th. Considering that we all pay a licence fee yet very few people watch or listen to the religious output, I’d argue that we should have far less.

Margaret Nelson

East Anglian Daily Times

RBS Group's Defence Sector Position

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RBS Group's Defence Sector Position

Dear Sir/Madam,
 
Thank-you for your e-mail regarding the RBS Group's approach to defence sector lending, specifically relating to the production of cluster munitions.

The Group's policy in this area is both comprehensive and clear. It states that RBS will not knowingly support any application for funding or financial services that would lead to contravention of the Oslo Convention on cluster munitions. We will always seek to ensure that we only deal with defence sector clients whose activities are compliant with both the letter and the spirit of the Convention.

After discussions with various NGO groups we have identified some defence sector clients whose activities could be considered to be outside the spirit of the Convention. As a result, we will be suspending all further services to any client where we can not be certain that they are in compliance with our policy. We will seek to work with both the UK Government and NGO groups to create clarity on this issue, and encourage other banks to do the same.

RBS Group

A god-free Desiderata

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Is God speaking to you?

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I'm not posting this extract from our parish magazine for you to sneer at, though some of you probably will. It just makes me sad. This is part of the monthly contribution from our local husband and wife clergy team, who obviously put a lot of effort into communicating with God. What does worry me is that this couple have adopted or fostered two young boys since they moved to the parish, who are presumably being taught that God talks to them too. Any child brought up in a devoutly religious home will take a whole lot of emotional baggage with them into adulthood. Poor boys.

Dog stories

Dogs in the news today...

Lance Corporal Liam Tasker, from Kirkcaldy in Fife, was shot dead while on patrol in Helmand province.The ashes of the 26-year-old's dog Theo were flown home on the same plane. L/Cpl Tasker, who was called a "rising star" by Army chiefs, was shot by Taliban snipers and Theo died of a seizure shortly after his master.

On today's Jeremy Vine programme, there was a discussion about whether a dog could die of a broken heart. Lance Corporal Tasker and Theo had been inseparable. I've heard of old dogs fading away when they lose their master or mistress, but never anything this sudden. Theo hadn't been injured. He just died.

And in Suffolk, a blind man and his blind former guide dog get a guide dog.

Blue Peter never did anything like this

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Cardboard columns, built in slices.

Surnames are a cunning con, apparently, and we're all born Christian.

I've just rejected the following comment, posted on our website about the Humanism for Kids page. Didn't want to encourage any more religiously strange people. It's a constant source of amazement, how weirdly they see the world. This one wrote good English but rubbish logic. We were tricked into accepting a surname? Must be the devil, I guess.

You need to reread the bible.  God created Man, not humans.

Here's the problem nobody understands.  Human Beings evolved from animals.  The legal definition of human being is monster.  So if you confess you are a human being you are an animal and not one of God's people.

Only God's people have protection.

God created man.  If you believe in God, that he came in the flesh and rose again for our justification then you are one of God's Covented people.  If you understand that asking in the Name of Jesus Christ is God's seal for our protection then you will understand one of the great mysteries of the bible.  The only truth in the whole world is Jesus Christ and that he redeemed man from all his sins.  Everything else is a CON-struct.

Now to really blow the lid off this.  We are all born Christians, that is why we are given a (Christian) name.  The Surname is added.  If you knew who you were you would not have accepted the Surname as yours.  The addition of the Surname makes you a Gentile or unbeliever.  You must disown the surname as yours.  It was a trick and you fell for it.  The only man with a surname in the bible is a Roman and he betrayed Jesus.

If you have a bible, an old dictionary and a Statement of Birth you will find the truth.

At least s/he accepts that we evolved, or does s/he? I'm not sure.

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